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How it works

A goopy is a freshly spun-up Ghost instance — yours, immediately, no account required. Hit the button, wait a few seconds, and you land inside a fully functional Ghost admin. Do whatever you like: kick the tyres, write a draft, show a client.

The catch? It's ephemeral. Your goopy lives for 1 day and gets a 32 MB storage allowance. After that it quietly evaporates — no backups, no exports, no lingering data. Think of it as a sandcastle at high tide: beautiful, temporary, completely intentional.

  • No sign-up. No email. No password.
  • Lifetime: 1 day
  • Disk quota: 32 MB
  • Backups: none. Plan accordingly.
Terms of use

Goopy.life is a free service offered in good faith. By using it you agree to the following:

  • No abuse — don't use your goopy to spam, scrape, or attack other systems.
  • No illegal content — anything prohibited by applicable law is prohibited here.
  • No adult or explicit material — goopies may not be used to host pornographic or otherwise not-safe-for-work content.
  • We reserve the right to terminate any goopy, at any time, for any reason — or for no reason at all. Usually it's just the timer.